Joke SMS

The next generation LKG poem:

Drinking Drinking little BEER.
How I wonder what a BAR.
Quarter rates are up so HIGH.
Drink a peg with chicken FRY.

Inspirational SMS

"The quickest way to acquire confidence is to do exactly what you are afraid to do"

Thoughts/Quotes

"A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval"

Joke SMS

Sardar goes to Petrol Pump.


He reads the notice:
"Don't USE MOBILE HERE".


Sardar calls every one and says:
"Don't CALL ME, I am in a Petrol Pump!"

Quotes/Thoughts

"Look like a girl, act like a lady, think like a man and work like a dog"