Monday, May 3, 2010

Joke SMS

The next generation LKG poem:

Drinking Drinking little BEER.
How I wonder what a BAR.
Quarter rates are up so HIGH.
Drink a peg with chicken FRY.

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Inspirational SMS

"The quickest way to acquire confidence is to do exactly what you are afraid to do"

Thoughts/Quotes

"A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval"

Joke SMS

Sardar goes to Petrol Pump.


He reads the notice:
"Don't USE MOBILE HERE".


Sardar calls every one and says:
"Don't CALL ME, I am in a Petrol Pump!"

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Quotes/Thoughts

"Look like a girl, act like a lady, think like a man and work like a dog"

Inspirational SMS

Two of the hardest test in Life

The patience to wait for the Right Moment
&
The courage to accept the fact you have waited for Nothing.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Good Night SMS

Wake me up when your heart needs company,
Take my hand when you feel alone,
Talk to me when you feel sad,
Because until its end of life we shall be good friends.

Good Night SMS

Shut down your eyes..



Logon to memories...



Download some dreams....



Save some joy.....



Delete all your sorrows......

Have a nice computerised sleep.Good Night Sweet Dreams.

Monday, April 26, 2010

Inspirational SMS

A Man Lost all in FIRE.
Next Day he placed a Signboard:


Shop Burnt, Goods Burnt,
But Faith and Confidence not Burnt.

Business starts tomorrow.

Inspirational SMS

Beautiful photos are developed by negatives in a dark room,

so if you see darkness in your life believe that GOD

is making a beautiful future for 'U'

Inspirational SMS

Achieved words:
" I never see
What has
been Done;
I Only see
What Remains
to be Done"
- Bill Gates

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Inspirational SMS

There is a slogan written in the entrance gate of all schools in Japan
"IF U Can't DO, NO OTHER HUMAN CAN DO IT"





Believe in Yourself
.